There is an epidemic sweeping the Mountain West. It's called Hair Over-Volumization and it is no laughing matter (actually, yes it is). Many innocent young girls are brainwashed into thinking that it's cool to put a huge bump at the back or you head. It is so "popular" now, that a company has actually manufactured a tool that when placed on the head, allows your hair to defy gravity and acheive it's height potential.

I have nothing against women who want a little volume in their doo, but I think this is a little extreme. I have affectionally called this style "Utah-Poof" but they're much more prevelant out here in Idaho (second only to the mullet). The creator of the "BUMP it" says she is from CA, but I think she may be a transplant... :)
6 comments:
Oh Mac, we know you invited the big volumization. You and CA are solely responsible for this epidemic.
Wow. This is amazing. I mean, it's so true! In fact, it's almost worse knowing that girls spend like 3 hours in front of the mirror every morning to put their hair up that high. It kind of makes me sick.
I loved this. You have no idea how many times I was in class...looking at some girls hair in wonder and amazement. That BUMP is nast and I HATE IT. ew. Thanks for posting. It made me laugh!
Ohhh so true! And "perfect hair" too!!!
Oh my gosh, so they have made alien shaped head making easy! yeah I agree I think there is a problem. I just don't understand what is so cool about making yourself look like an odd cling-on (sp) or something. I understand the idea of wanting maybe a lil lift, but some girls get a little bit too excited. Maybe some day they will look at themselves and say what the heck am I doing. lol. I guess this is coming from a girl that throws hers in a pony tail and runs to class. ah the life of a college student.
Dude, after spending this past weekend in utah, I definetly have to agree that there is an epidemic
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